No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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