Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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