She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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