If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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