The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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