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none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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