Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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