i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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