i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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