I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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