She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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