I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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