According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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