Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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