I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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