my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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