I want to stick my p in your. b.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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