Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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