I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.