I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.