OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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