Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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