He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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