You can't special order awesome
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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