My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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