im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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