This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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