Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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