I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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