? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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