omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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