are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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