hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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