i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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