I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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