therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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