Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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