I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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