how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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