I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
