Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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