Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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