I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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