Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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