I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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