So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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