We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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