I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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