you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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