I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You smell like stripper and shame
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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