At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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