A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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