therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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