You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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