I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My hand turned me down
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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