Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We had to coat check the pizza.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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