Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Fuck appropriateness.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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