Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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